April 2012
“Summer Girl
I’ve got to get a girlfriend! Just for the summer until this wears...”
– Bernard (via powered-by-redstone)
“You know what you are? You’re a beard with an idiot hanging off it.”
– Bernard talking to Many through a soundproof door. (via hollylouisepetrucci)
“He left. That’s what happens when you love someone and nurture them and take...”
– Bernard Black
I’ve officially -after trying to delay it as much as I can- watched every episode of Black Books and now I don’t know what to do with my life. Y U DO THIS TO ME, DYLAN?
(via burdreams)
I just flashed a park full of people while trying to take a vest of. Goddamn it why do vests exist? I only wore it because my shirt was see through and I didn’t want to show too much at work- look how well that worked out!
Today, I ran onto a major road, to rescue a branch that looked like a dog. Not because I thought it was a dog, but because it looked so much like one that I couldn’t leave it there
6 tags
Australian vernacular is hard
I just told my housie that “I put the fifty in your thong”, meaning thongs, flip flops, whatever.
Entire room of strangers starts giggling.
