My kingdom for Pringles.
I’ve met this lad who is actually nice. But he is confusing, he sneezes in the light so he scowls the whole time and he also just doesn’t talk to me and i work so bloody hard on talking to him because he apparently wants to hang out with me. He is following me around Bosnia like I’m the answer to the question who should I marry, and really, why is this so when he doesn’t...
After six months of travelling I’ve started humming when someone attractive walks by.